Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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