Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Randomize
