I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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