Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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