Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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