Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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