there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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