Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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