Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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