Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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