What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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