I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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