Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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