No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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