I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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