White coat. Heels.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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