She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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