You really coming over, don't trick.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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