Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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