Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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