I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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