yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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