We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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