chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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