ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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