Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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