How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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