READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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