hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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