we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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