Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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