Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He shit in the fireplace
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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