I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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