i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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