weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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