Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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