Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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