all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Okay so I just had a really great idea