What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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