He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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