He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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