We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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