Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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