Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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