Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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