Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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