She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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