he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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