The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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