Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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