Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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