A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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