Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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