We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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