When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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